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Hello hello, here is my team of PPC agents. They name themselves "The Infernal Trio" (and deserve this name) and were individually named after three real-world Norwegian tall ships (that's because some sick and twisted mind (aka me) found it fun to download into androids the personalities said ships would have if they'd been sentient. Sick and twisted, I said.) When they took humanoid form, they decided to join the PPC because it was the best place for them to be sick and twisted too.
OK, let's have a go.

Agent Whatev
Name : Statsraad Lehmkuhl
Nicknames : Whatever (because nobody could pronounce his name (I can hardly type it, I understand the feeling) and they dropped the matter by saying "whatever" and it stuck), Whatev, What', Whatshisname
Species : Android (think something like a Cylon, partly organic and partly electronic, but without the fancy quirks unique to them)
Home continuum : my own (SF universe)
Age : 95 and counting (they count from the time they're fully developed and adult-sized. Android bodies age twice slower than human ones, so he looks almost 50).
Height : almost 6'7 (2.04m)
Weight : 1701 tons... uh no, whatever. Takes time to adapt to a new body.
Family : Huge. 2 sons (the other agents), 3 siblings, 5 nephews, 5 grand-nephews, soon a new generation will be coming, aw aw aw
Department : Floaters
Specialties : TV shows, U2
Hot Buttons : abuse, hurt/comfort
Weapons of choice : bare-handed combat
Lust Object : she died during WW2 (otherwise they would be the Infernal Quintet or more)
Background : German origin, lived there during both World Wars (well, they snatched him back during WW2, these guys were very possessive back then). Doesn't like talking about this time, especially because his sons had much worse than him, and let's not mention their mother.
Personality : Often takes the lead of the team, tries to talk the others out of bad ideas (when they're not his), banters a lot with them.

Agent South
Name : Sorlandet (after the most Southern region of Norway. Hence the nicknames)
Nicknames : Northern Southerner, Southerner, South
Species : Android
Home continuum : my own
Age : 82 (looks around 40)
Height : 5'5 (1.65m)
Weight : next question ?
Family : see above
Department : Floaters
Specialties : Fantasy books
Hot Buttons : Bad grammar, bad writing, bad humor
Weapon of choice : Ranged weapons (die FAST, Mary Sue)
Lust Object : We don't have no stinkin Lust Objects.
Background : Almost died during WW2
Personality : Has a very dry and dark humor, likes to fake Southern accent when speaking English (see above). Likes bantering his brother about his size (and vice versa). He and his brother also like to rub people's shit in their faces, 'cuz it's funny.

Agent Krisp
Name : Christian Radich
Nicknames : Krisprolls (after a Swedish roasted bread brand, which is ironic because he's Norwegian), Krisp
Species : Android
Home continuum : my own
Age : 72, looks 35 or so
Height : 5'7 (1.70m)
Weight : Unless you want to try...
Family : see above
Department : hurm, see above, ok, Floaters
Specialties : Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Watchmen, U2
Hot Buttons : Mary Sues (kill kill kill), OOCness, bad sex scenes
Weapons of choice : whatever is nearby. Blunt objects, sharp objects, 'pointy ens'... The guy who made this flamethrower with an aerosol bomb and a lighter was a GENIUS. He didn't have a Swiss knife or the obligate two strings and he DID MAKE IT.
Lust Object : None. Or the entire multiverse population, it depends.
Background : Born just before WW2. WW2 was NSFB (well it was NSFL for many people) and he's a proof. Well, when you witness your mother's horrible death, you almost die, your brother almost dies, your father comes back looking like he had a Darth Vader-like bad trip... you learn life is not to be taken seriously.
Personality : The craziest and the geekiest of the trio. Very extrovert and social. Makes witty remarks (well, more than the other two), and loves making sexual innuendos. Specialist for bad ideas (the kind which end up in "Things you're not allowed to do at the PPC"). Thinks and acts fast (too fast ?).


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